Professional wanker and body parts dealer. . Stockholm, Sweden
"Witches" . One day, my friend Zi ( @zitlali_isobel )will come visit me. By then, she'll have long, silvery hair and wear a black, long coat and amazing, magic boots. We'll go out for long walks on the cold shores of these Nordic lakes and delve deeper into the forests. She'll be delighted to find a little cabin in the woods, which I'll have built for her. . When children are around, they'll see what they want to see, which is, predictably, a house made of candy. We will capture, roast and give them to the poor. We are good witches, you see. 😏😬
"Story Time!" . In the shallow forests near this apartment complex, there is a small lake, where both children and the elderly enjoy floating on their stomachs, during the summer. Never on their backs. . I found out there is something hidden in its depths. No one sees them, only me. Maybe because I am an alien and have a different scent from humans. Or perhaps it's just that permanent banana musk, that oozes out of me. The sweet decadence of the perfect fruit. . Every year when the snow starts to melt, I see them, only for a few days. Their camouflage doesn't work on me. Half fish and half what looks like a velociraptor, they emerge and stick out their tongues. I tried to make contact, only to be licked like a lollipop. So now I have ceased my attempts to converse with them. Johan doesn't believe me. He said he'll take me to a field so I can look at the flowers. I asked him what the machete is for and he replied, "clearing junk". 🤷🏻♀️ . #storytime
"Nyctophilia" . I got run over by a 1998 Volvo (again, I knowww!) and woke up from a quick coma, only to find out I got psychic powers. Now I can control your minds, so here's the deal: . "You feel the need to give me $100 (or more). It's for the children I don't have. DM for PayPal details!" . Yeah.
"Severed" . A while ago, no one remembers exactly when, a woman was seen at a construction area, in the middle of the night. She took off her clothes and threw herself on top of an oversized circular saw, which split her body in half. Since then, she can be seen during the winter months, dancing and humming the great tune she had written to an online friend: . "Waka waka bang bang, It's the bling in my thang" . 😐😬💀